Thursday, December 30

Around The World With Britt and Dave

Check out "Around the World in 366 Days," a QuickTime movie that shows highlights from Britt's and my trips in 2004. It will remain online at least through January.

Tuesday, December 28

Question Times Four

And now, without further ado, we present The Four Questions:

Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. Dave is dressed for bed, even though it is just 8:50 p.m.

Q. What kind of mood is Dave in?
A. Dave is a little bored and a little tired, so he decided to climb into bed early and watch "Return of the Jedi."

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood?
A. Dave is a little puzzled by the question. He thinks you asked him about the tractors affecting his mood. Dave should probably have his hearing check.

Q. Why did Dave select "Return of the Jedi" to watch?
A. Dave loves Ewoks. He says they taste great with honey mustard dipping sauce.

Monday, December 27

De Vier Vragen

There's nothing better than sitting at home, eating dinner, watching "The Simpsons" and typing up another installment of The Four Questions!

Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. Dave's wearing a pair of jeans and a t-shirt from Provincetown.

Q. What kind of mood is Dave in?
A. Dave is relieved to be home from work.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood?
A. Dave would love to answer this question, but he has been sworn to secrecy.

Q. What episode of the Simpsons is currently on TV?
A. Dave says it's the episode in which Homer goes into space. A classic!

Saturday, December 18

... But Some Animals Are More Equal Than Others

Here at the Daily Dave 2.0, where our motto is "We Don't Have A Motto, Because We Wouldn't Want To Adopt A Motto That Might Upset Our Corporate Masters," we would not be so bold as to venture an opinion about the following story: "Nearly half in U.S. say Muslim civil liberties should be restricted."

At Long Last, It's The Return Of The Four Questions

Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. Dave's wearing a pair of jeans and a black-and-white striped rugby shirt. He's also wearing a pair of gray socks he stole from Britt's sock drawer, because it's somewhat cold in Tampa today (in the 60s) and most of Dave's thick socks are white tube socks, which look ridiculous with anything except sneakers.

Q. What kind of mood is Dave in?
A. Dave's mood falls somewhere between "lazy Saturday" and "feel like taking a nap, so long as there's nothing good on TV."

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood?
A. The fact that it's Saturday afternoon is one of the driving factors behind Dave's current mood.

Q. Why doesn't Dave just wear sneakers so that he doesn't have to steal Britt's socks?
A. Dave says he's not in a sneaker-y mood today.

Special bonus fifth question:

Q. Shouldn't the first installment of The Four Questions in more than a year be a little bit more momentous?
A. Dave agrees that, yes, it probably should, but it's too late to do anything about it.