Sunday, January 30

An Overblown Metaphor

My life is becoming a three-ring circus of absudity. I wouldn't mind so much if I were the ringmaster or a member of the audience, instead of the guy with his head in the lion's mouth.

Of course, here at the castrated Daily Dave 2.0, I do not dare to discuss anything of real importance. I fear anything I write will be used out of context against me.


Anonymous said...

Don't want to discuss anything of real importance, do you? Have you considered becoming a White House flack?
-- Ms. Leach

Anonymous said...

That was no lion. That was a rabid sloth.