Saturday, September 17

Attention, Univerity of Tennessee Marching Band

Stop playing "Rocky Top." Stop playing it now. Or else Complementary Spouse Britt Shirley will explode with white-hot rage. And then who knows what he'd do to you! Don't mess with a logistics expert. You might find all of your possessions shipped to a 7-Eleven store in suburban Tokyo. Revenge is a dish best served though just-in-time supply chain management.

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