Thursday, September 22

Katrina Explained

Of course! Katrina wasn't just a cruel trick of nature, but a plot by the Japanese mafia to attack American cities with a weather-controlling weapon designed by the Soviet Union at the height of the Cold War! If the weather guy on TV says so, it must be true.

Don't believe the Associated Press? Get it straight from the horse's mouth.

Totally unrelated thought: where on earth does the phrase "straight from the horse's mouth" come from? It makes no sense. For that matter, "raining cats and dogs" needs some explaining too.

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