Thursday, August 16

50,000,000 Four Question Fans Can't Be Wrong

Everybody in the whole cell block was dancin' to the Four Questions rock.

Q. What is Dave wearing today?
A. In honor of the thirtieth anniversary of Elvis Presley's death, Dave is wearing a white jumpsuit covered in sequins and rhinestones. Everyone who has looked upon Dave today has been blinded.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave feels like a hunka hunka burnin' love.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave attributes his mood to a steady diet of peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

Q. Does Dave have a favorite Elvis song?
A. Dave has always been partial to several Elvis songs -- "Viva Las Vegas," "Burnin' Love," "Suspicious Minds" and "A Little Less Conversation" -- but he'd be hard-pressed to pick a favorite.

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