Wednesday, August 29

The (Cough) Four Questions

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said, "four questions!"

Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. Dave is not wearing a sash that reads "Miss South Carolina." It doesn't fit because he is too smart.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave is feeling a bit healthier. The cough is nearly gone.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave watched half of "The Bourne Identity" and half of "Young Frankenstein" last night. He realized, before dozing off to sleep, that those two particular movies don't mesh well together.

Q. Does Dave believe the children are the future?
A. Dave believes the children are the future. He has doubts about Miss South Carolina, though.

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