Friday, August 10

Danger, Will Robinson! It's Another Installment Of The Four Questions

Who needs Isaac Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics when we have Dave Simanoff's Four Questions!?

Q. What is Dave wearing today?
A. You probably don't want to know what Dave is wearing as he types this. However, he plans to wear a blue dress shirt, a pair of jeans, sneakers, a tie and a sportsjacket to work. It's safe to assume the the tie will have a geometric pattern as 99.99 percent of Dave's ties have geometric patterns.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave feels a little better than he did yesterday, actually. But he's also very tired, because he fell asleep late and woke up early.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. After work, Dave will hop on a plane with Britt and head to the peaceful, idyllic town of Las Vegas, Nev., for some rest and relaxation. Dave has only been to Las Vegas once before. He does not like to gamble, but he loves Las Vegas because of the way everything -- architecture, employee uniforms, restaurant menus -- are distorted into over-the-top spectacles.

Q. Has Dave recently received any spam e-mail messages from people with hilarious names?

A. Dave recently received an e-mail message from someone who claims to be Dr. Donald Robot.

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