Sunday, August 12

The Fab Four Questions

Live from the Paris Las Vegas, it's The Four Questions!

Q. What is Dave wearing today?
A. Dave is wearing a pair of blue shorts, a burgundy polo shirt and a pair of sneakers. Pretty much everything he's wearing needs to be ironed, and was purchased at Target. Dave is also writing this in his new room at the Paris Las Vegas hotel, which is just a short walk away from the Jockey Club hotel, which is the only hotel in Las Vegas that appears to be named after Dave's underwear.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave is having a very good time, but could have benefited from an extra hour of sleep last night. He and Britt saw "Love" at the Mirage last night. The show started at 10 p.m. local time, which is 1 a.m. Eastern time.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave is starting to realize that Las Vegas is a good place to visit when you occasionally deal with low self-esteem issues. In Las Vegas, you don't have to look very far or very hard to find someone who is much stupider or uglier than you are.

Q. What did Dave think of "Love"?
A. Dave plans to write a future blog post about it. He has been thinking a lot about the show, especially because Michael loved the Beatles. His first impression is that it was frustrating, unfocused and messy, but entertaining. He says the simplest parts were the most brilliant parts.

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