Thursday, August 30

The Fantastic Four Questions

Please Tucker, don't hurt 'em! Just answer the Four Questions!

Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. Dave is ready for bed and, as such, is wearing his Transformers pyjamas. He is now a robot in disguise.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave felt a little tired today.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave believes he got off to a bad start this morning because his Lucky Charms did not taste magically delicious. They were delicious, but not magically so.

Q. How long, on average, does Dave stare at the screen before arriving at a fourth question that he's not too embarrassed to post each day?
A. Wha--? Dave wasn't paying attention. He was drifting off into space, trying to think of a fourth question that he wouldn't be too embarrassed to post online.

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