Tuesday, August 14

The Four Questions, In Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport

All my exes live in Texas. That's why I hang my hat on these Four Questions.

Q. What is Dave wearing today?
A. Dave is wearing green shorts and a pastel blue t-shirt. The rest of his clothes are stuffed into a plastic bag and crammed into a suitcase, which is sitting right next to him in the Admiral's Club in Concourse D in Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport. In about an hour, Dave and Britt will be heading back home to Tampa.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave is sooooooo tired. He is so tired, in fact, that he fell asleep back there while pressing the 'O' button.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Three days in Las Vegas have taken a severe toll on Dave.

Q. What were Dave's favorite names in Las Vegas?
A. Dave saw a showgirl outside the Flamingo, appropriately named Fortune, and a server in the La Proven├žal restaurant in Paris named Armed. He suspects that Armed's name is pronounced AR-mehd. He doubts that Armed has a brother named Dangerous.

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