Monday, August 13

Le Four Questions

'Til April in Paris, whom can I run to? What have you done to my four questions?

Q. What is Dave wearing today?
A. Dave is wearing khaki shorts, an orange t-shirt and sneakers.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave is exhausted.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave suspects a lack of sleep and the 110-degree heat have something to do with his strong desire to take a nap right now.

Q. What is Dave's least favorite five-word phrase in Las Vegas?
A. Dave's least favorite phrase in Las Vegas right now is "but it's a dry heat."

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