Thursday, August 9

Ohmigawd! It's The Return Of The Four Questions!

With a rebel yell, she cried, "four, four, four!"

Q. What is Dave wearing today?
A. Dave is currently wearing his pyjamas. These aren't your fancy store-bought pyjamas, with sewn-on feet and cartoon caracters! No, these pyjamas are really just a ratty old t-shirt and a pair of shorts that Dave wouldn't wear outside the house.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave has generally been in a crummy mood for the last few days.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave feels like a hamster on a wheel at work. He is worn out by the oppressive heat and humidity. Michael's first yahrzeit is just a few days away. If you were to combine these three funks in a blender with ice, you'd produce the world's first melancholy margarita. How festive!

Q. What Simpsons quote just sprung to mind as Dave was writing the answer to that last question?
A. In "Homer Bad Man," Homer is stirring a bowl in the kitchen. He is clearly despondent. He says to Marge, "Aw, Marge, this is so depressing, my only hope is this homemade Prozac." He tastes what's in the bowl. "Mmm, needs more ice cream."

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