Saturday, August 11

Overheard In Las Vegas

"Don't you puke on my bus."

This is what a bus driver, speaking through loudspeaker, said to the young woman on the sidewalk who had just started to keel over and vomit. The bus, like every other vehicle on Las Vegas Boulevard, was stalled in traffic. This happened just after midnight, when Britt and I had arrived in Las Vegas.

After the girl threw up, one of her friends said (much too excitedly), "I can see your chicken tacos!"

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