Friday, August 17

Take Four Questions And Call Me In The Morning

Q. What is Dave wearing today?
A. Right now, Dave is wearing shorts and a t-shirt. He is also already in bed, which means his weekend if off to a pretty crummy start.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave has felt crummy all day. At 4 p.m., he started feeling nauseated. Around 5 p.m., he began feeling feverish. Thus, the lying around in bed.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. According to WedMD.com, it is possible that Dave is suffering from a drug overdose, the mumps or Dengue Fever. Dave is investigating.

Q. What is Dengue Fever?
A. Dave hopes it is an all-mosquito remake of the 1977 film "Saturday Night Fever."

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