Friday, August 10

Today's Memo: Tonight's Security Screening Staff

To: The security screeners working this evening
From: Dave
Subject: The attitude
Date: Aug. 10

I'm sorry to see that so many of you are in grumpy moods this evening. I know you have frustrating jobs, and I know the endless parade of clueless assclowns (thanks for the new word, Pauly McG!) can't make things easier. Perhaps your problem is simply -- and here I am simply paraphrasing Eric Cartman -- the metaphorical sand in your collective vagina.

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