Wednesday, September 19

Avast, Ye Mateys! It Be Time For The Four Questions!

Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Here be yer Four Questions:

Q. What be Dave wearin' today?
A. Dave be wearin' a red polo shirt, and a pair o' chinos. There be a parrot perched on his shoulder.

Q. How be Dave a-feelin' today?
A. Dave feels like a scurvy dog, mateys. Arrrrr!

Q. What be t' factors affectin' Dave's mood today?
A. T' weather be cloudy in tampa. That may make it harder t' find buried treaaye today, Dave thinks.

Q. Arrr! Does Dave think this whole pirate idea, which seemed cute a' first, be now just tiresome and stupid?
A. (Sigh) Aye.

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