Monday, September 24

Die Vier Fragen

Now ist ze time on Sphrokets vhen we do zhe Four Kwvhestions.

Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. Dave is wearing tan slacks and a pink dress shirt. His sports jacket is in his car. He has only just now realized that he is wearing the same tie that he wore Friday.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave wishes it were Sunday, because that is his fun day, his I-don't-have-to-run-day. Today is just another manic Monday.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave wishes that confounded Bangles song hadn't just popped into his head.

Q. Did Dave and Britt sit near any interesting characters at yesterday's Buccaneers game?
A. They did, in fact. Not too far behind Dave, there was a rather loud gentleman who must have been a world-renowned expert on race issues, because he kept offering his opinions on Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb. A pair of young, scantily clad, large-breasted women arrived late for the game, exclaiming loudly to no one in particular that they couldn't find the stadium. Dave found this to be quite odd, because to find Raymond James Stadium on a game day, all you really have to do is head anywhere in between West Shore and downtown and follow every single other car. Dave believes, perhaps unfairly, these women should have invested more money in education and less money in implants.

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