Friday, September 21

The Food Questions

The Four Questions are cramming their mouth full of food as they prepare for Yom Kippur, which begins at sundown tonight.

Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. Dave is wearing food a grey suit, blue food dress shirt and blue-and-grey food tie food.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave food knows he's going to be the world's food crankiest betch once the Yom Kippur fast sets food in. So he's preoccupied food with food. Food.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave is thinking a lot about food. It's the first time food he's been so concerned food about food since food starting Weight Watchers food.

Q. Does Dave have a subliminal problem with food today?
A. No. Food food food food food food food food.

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