Saturday, September 15

The FO_R Q_ESTIONS: I'd Like To Solve The Puzzle, Pat

All my exes live in Texas. That's why I hang my hat with the Four Questions.

Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. Dave's wearing grey shorts and a grey t-shirt. He's monochromatic.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave feels bored and passive-aggresive-ey.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave would have liked to go out and done something fun today. However, Britt has been content to sit around on the couch, watching college football on teevee while surfing the Internet on his MacBook, so Dave has remained upstairs, flipping through the various football games and listening to music.

Q. Surely, Britt has offered to go somewhere and do something today, right?
A. Yes, but by that time, Dave was already feeling very neglected and just wanted to be left alone so he could make up new words like "passive-aggressive-ey."

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