Tuesday, September 11

Fore! Questions!

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Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. Dave claims he is dressed like Boy George, circa 1984. In actuality, he is wearing his usual office garb: a polo shirt (burgundy) and khaki pants.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave feels good. He knew that he would, now. He feels nice, like sugar and spice.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave heard a James Brown song this morning.

Q. What, in Dave's opinion, is the worst thing about those "Dollar Menunaire" ads on teevee?
A. Yesterday, Dave wrote that if he never heard the "Dollar Menunaire" jingle again, it would be much too soon. However, he says the song is hardly the only annoying thing about the spot. Dave despises the reference to "vintage pleather" -- he doesn't think pleather has been around long enough that any of it could be considered vintage. Also, he thinks that if McDonald's is trying to cozy up to the PETA crowd by mentioning pleather instead of leather, shouldn't they realize that dead animals make up the majority of their menu? Dave also hates the phrase "handsome mantourage." Most of all, Dave hates the fact that he has seen this commercial so many times that it plays over and over in his head every time he closes his eyes.

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