Friday, September 28

The Four Questions For Rabies Awareness

The Four Questions is a proud sponsor of Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run For The Cure.

Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. Dave is wearing a blue dress shirt and a black-and-white tie, and his sports jacket is lying on the back seat of his car. Dave is also wearing jeans and sneakers, as he will be hopping on a plane later today and won't have a chance to change clothes. This isn't very fashionable, but Dave isn't too concerned because he only needs to look professional from the waist up when he tapes his Business Report segment for WFLA this afternoon. Also, Dave is wearing Band-Aids over his nipples to prevent chafing.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave is entertained.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave is still smiling from the season premiere of "The Office" last night. He convulsed with laughter. So many bits were brilliant: the accident, Michael's announcement about the accident, the religious discussion, Sprinkles' demise, the rabies bracelets, the fun run, Andy's nipples, the pixelated privates, the carbo loading, the carbo unloading.

Q. After watching last night's "Office," is Dave now superstitious?
A. No. Like Michael Scott, Dave is just a little stitious.

1 comment:

Tampa said...

nobody ever lets me say what's covering my nipples.