Monday, September 17

The Four Questions Would Like To Be Added To Your MySpace Friends List

Another day, another dollar, another installment of the Four Questions.

Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. Dave is wearing an orange jumpsuit. He is being held without bail in a Las Vegas jail after an alleged armed robbery at a hotel and casino there.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave is a little tired, despite getting a full night's rest. Perhaps he needs some caffeine.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave is usually in a bad mood when he's being held without bail.

Q. What was Dave allegedly trying to steal in Las Vegas?
A. Dave wanted those little soaps and shampoos from the hotel bathroom. Allegedly.

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