Thursday, September 13

Hit The Four Questions Baby One More Time

It's the Four Questions, bitch.

Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. Dave's doing the full suit thing again, because it's Rosh Hashanah. He's wearing a blue dress shirt and black tie. He's also got his favorite blue-and-white knit yarmulke, although he's not wearing it right now. It's in his shirt pocket.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave feels a little worn-out today, but is doing OK.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave is looking forward to a nice weekend with Complementary Spouse Britt Shirley. He's also looking forward to the chicken parmigiana that Britt is cooking for dinner tonight. He just wishes he didn't have to wait for these things.

Q. What are Dave's thoughts on the Employment Non-Discrimination Act?
A. As a member of the media, Dave does not share his opinions publicly about anything at all. (When asked if he believes kitties are cute, he neither confirmed or denied it.) On the topic of ENDA, he suggests that you look at the information provided on the Human Rights Campaign's ENDA Action Center Web Site and decide for yourself whether to support the effort to pass this legislation.

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