Sunday, September 30

I Must Remember To Use My Noise-Canceling Earphone More Often

Here are some disturbing sentence fragments I recently have overheard:

-- "I managed not to burn myself, but ..."

-- "The best use of Velveeta is ..."

-- "... but John Gruden, my wife, I'll never forgive him ..."

-- "... but if we got half a dozen brown girls to entertain us, we'd be fine."

Fortunately, I didn't hear the other parts of these sentences.

Why don't human beings have earlids -- you know, the aural equivalent of eyelids?

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