Friday, September 14

It's 11 O'Clock. Do You Know Where Your Four Questions Are?

It's not really 11 o'clock. My Four Questions are right here:

Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. After wearing suits for two days, Dave has decided to wear jeans to work. However, since he must tape business reports for teevee later today, he is also wearing a dress shirt and tie. His blue sports coat is in the back seat of his car.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave feels a little paranoid.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave suspects that someone from the New England Patriots has been videotaping him. How else, he asks, can you explain the fact that Tom Brady was in his kitchen this morning with a Sony Handycam?

Q. Is Dave having a difficult time thinking of a fourth question this morning?
A. Yes.

1 comment:

Bill Belichek said...

I've got my eye on you!