Sunday, September 23

Today's Memo: The Cheer

To: The other people at today's Tampa Bay Buccaneers game
From: Dave
Date: Sept. 23
Subject: My suggested cheer

I had hoped we could all rally today behind my suggested new cheer, "Wham, bam, fuck you Rams!"

Instead, everyone else insisted on clinging to the old favorites: "Tampa ... Bay," and "Dee ... fense."

Excuuuuuse me for trying to bring a little originality to the game. Next week, I won't propose "Nothing could be fin-ah than fucking over Caro-linah."

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