Thursday, September 27

Today's Memo: NBC

From: Dave
Date: Sept. 27
Subject: "Bionic Woman"

I don't understand. Is "Bionic Woman" supposed to be a male fantasy (look, it's a hot chick, but she's also kind of a robot)? Or is it supposed to be a postfeminist statement (look, she's so empowered that she's literally empowered)?

Oh, I don't really care. Either way, you made the bionic woman kind of wimpy. I imagine her using her bionic implants to read "Men Are from Mars, Women are from Venus" at super speeds.

Now, the evil bionic woman -- the evil one, the blond with a killer sense of humor and the killer sense of, um, killing -- she totally kicks ass. Please show more of her.

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