Friday, October 26

The Four Questions Are Bigger Than You, And You Are Not Me

That's me in the corner.
That's me in the spotlight, losing my Four Questions.

Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. Dave looks resplendent in his Papageno costume.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave is feeling worn and frustrated.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave is sick and tired of carrying around this stupid glockenspiel. He's also wondering why he has to keep following around this stupid Tamino guy, when he should be out looking for his own freaky bird-looking creature. Also, Dave is wondering what's up with all the crazy Freemason symbolism.

Q. Dave heard the Queen of the Night aria from Die Zauberflöte on his iPod, right?
A. Dave says yes, and that's why he's making all of these stupid Magic Flute references.

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