Monday, October 8

Le Quattro Domande

When the Four Questions hit your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore.

Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. Dave's wearing a blue dress shirt, black tie, and tan chinos. His blue sports jacket is in the car. It's another teevee taping day today.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave feels pretty, oh so pretty; he feels pretty, and witty, and bright. What, you were expecting some other lyric from that song in "West Side Story"?

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave is trying his hardest to ignore the fact that the weekend is five days away.

Q. Has Dave learned anything disturbing about Britt's sister's family?
A. Yes. Dave was informed yesterday that Frau, the family dog (as seen in the recent Denver photos) is a cold-blooded heartless kitten killer. He cornered a poor, defenseless stray that was passing through the back yard -- and strangled it. Bad dachshund! Bad Frau! I am not petting this dog the next time I go to Denver.

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