Tuesday, October 16

Today's Memo: Goyim

To: The Goyim
From: Dave
Date: Oct. 16
Subject: Decking the halls

It's waaaaay to early to be beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Really? You're kidding me. It's not even Halloween yet. It's waaaaaay to early to begin looking a lot like Christmas.

You'd never see a dreidel for sale two-and-a-half months before Hanukkah.


Jeff said...

What about if you want to dress up like Santa for Halloween? Hmmmm? Have you considered that Mr. Holiday Arbiter?

Dave said...

Then then Santa costumes should be thrown in with all the other Halloween costumes.