Sunday, October 7

West End Boys And Four Questions Girls

If, when, why, what? How much have you got?

Have you got it, do you get it, if so, how often? And which do you choose, the Four Questions option?

Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. Dave's wearing blue shorts, a T-shirt and a pair of flip-flops again. He looks like a million bucks, subject to taxes and adjusted for inflation.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave feels like a bagel in a world full of croissants.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave is pondering Life's Big Questions: Who are we? Why are we here? What's up with those weird Ketel One magazine ads?

Q. If Dave were to quit his job and become a Mexican wrestler, what would he call himself?
A. Dave would like to be known as El Chupacabra Guapo.

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