Wednesday, November 7

Emancipate Yourself From Mental Slavery; None But Ourselves Can Free Our Four Questions

Today's very special Four Questions are answered by America's Favorite Little Brother Lee Simanoff.

Q. What is Lee wearing?
A. Lee is wearing dress pants and a green polo shirt embroidered with the Florida Health Insurance Corporation logo. He says he'd be very grateful if you'd remember him the next time you need health care for yourself, your family or your business.

Q. How does Lee feel today?
A. Lee says he's happy because today will be a good day. He gets to pick up Ryland (the World's Cutest Baby), so he'll have some extra daddy-son play time later today.

Q. What are the factors affecting Lee's mood today?
A. Lee says the cold weather, busy schedule and new clients are affecting his mood.

Q. What is Lee planning to make for dessert for this year's Thanksgiving meal?
A. Lee says he's planning to make bread pudding out of Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Dave has gained about 15 pounds just imagining what this dessert would taste like.

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