Wednesday, November 21

Meeting You With A View To A Kill, And The Four Questions

Face to face,
In secret places,
Feel the chill -- and The Four Questions

Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. Dave is not wearing a neon-colored patchwork shirt and waaaaaay too much cologne. He wishes to point this out, because this is exactly what the guy next to him at Starbucks is wearing. Complimentary Spouse Britt Shirley would identify this particular brand of cologne as Calvin Klein's Asphyxia.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave feels he is about to pass out from the overpowering stench of cologne.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave is wondering why this guy is wearing so much cologne. Is he covering up some sort of horrible body odor problem?

Q. Why doesn't Dave just move?
A. Dave likes the comfy chair.

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