Tuesday, November 27

Red Snappers Snappin', Clam Shells Clappin', Muscles Flexin', Flippers Flippin', Four Questions Questionin'

We were at the beach.
Everybody had matching towels.
Somebody went under a dock.
And there they saw a rock.
It wasn't a rock --
It was the Four Questions!

Q. What is Dave wearing?
A. Dave is wearing a red (actually Merlot- or Burgundy-colored, for all you oenophiles out there) button down shirt, and a pair of olive drab khakis.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave is a little tired, as he had to wake up early to bring in his car for service.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave can't get "Rock Lobster" by the B-52's out of his head. He also is a little tired, because he fell asleep late and woke up early.

Q. How does Dave like waiting in the Kuhn Honda-Volkswagen service area?
A. Dave says the waiting area is very pleasant. There are six people here. Three people are absorbed in their newspapers; one is reading a book; one appears to be a college student, reviewing his notes and working on his notebook computer. And then there's Dave. The television, refreshingly, is turned off.

Update: Dave spoke too soon. The teevee has been turned on, and now everyone is gawking at it.

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