Wednesday, December 12

Fee Fi Fo Fum Four Questions

I smell the blood of an Englishman.

Q. What is Dave wearing today?
A. Dave is wearing a maroon polo shirt and tan chinos.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave feels sluggish?

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave has been neglecting his diet, so he's feeling a little blubbery, like a chubby cetacean.

Q. Doesn't Dave know that comparing himself to a whale just reinforces a pattern of negative self-deprecating images?
A. Dave will address that question right after breakfast. He's out catching krill.

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