Tuesday, December 4

Today's Memo: All Drivers

To: Every single driver in the Tampa Bay area
From: Dave
Date: Dec. 4, 2007
Subject: Mind the road

Put down the fucking cell phones and pay attention to the fucking road! I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm sure it's not nearly as important as accidentally rear-ending my car or veering head-first into my lane of traffic, you fuckwits.

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