Wednesday, January 2

Happy New Four Questions

Q. What is Dave wearing today?
A. Right now, Dave is wearing jeans and a sweatshirt. It's cooooold in Florida tonight, and it's only going to get colder.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave is chilly, chilled, cool, freezing, frozen, shivery, numb, benumbed; hypothermic.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave is (a) cold and (b) knows how to use the built-in thesaurus on his MacBook.

Q. How is Dave faring on his New Year's resolution to eat right and exercise?
A. Dave is allowing himself to ease into this resolution. So shut up.

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