Tuesday, January 1

I Come To Bury 2007, Not To Praise It

I intended to start the New Year by posting a list of 2,008 things I don't want to hear in 2008. However, time is short. Let's just start with eight items, OK?

  • "You people need to get eyeball to eyeball over the flavors that bring people together," spoken by Wanda Sykes in the guise of a talking apple.
  • "Wide stance"
  • "Don't tase me, bro"
  • "Leave Britney alone" (see here)
  • "I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps" (cf. here)
  • "Hey, Dave, want to check out the Salton Sea?" (cf. here and here)
  • "Astronaut diaper"
  • Any words that come out of John Madden's mouth

That is all.

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