Monday, February 25

Est-ce Que Je Peux Poser Quatre Questions, S'il Vous Plaît ?

Dave is practicing his French in preparation for his and Britt's upcoming trip to Paris.

Q. What is Dave wearing today?
A. Dave is wearing a pink dress shirt, a ridiculously ornate tie that he stole from Complementary Spouse Britt Shirley's closet, dress pants and a sports jacket.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave feels pretty and witty. That is all.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Today marks the start of Dave's final week at the Tampa Tribune. Dave is expecting five bittersweet days.

Q. What did Dave think of the Oscars ceremony last night?
A. Dave only watched the first half hour before he got bored and watched "The Simpsons Movie" instead. He did cheer when he saw the PricewaterhouseCoopers partners arrive on the red carpet, though! Dave wonders if he'll have to count the Oscar ballots as part of his new job. (Answer: no. He has already asked, in fact.)

No comments: