Friday, February 22

The Four Questions And The 27 Jennifers

Q. What is Dave wearing today?
A. Dave is wearing his teevee uniform: dress shirt, tie, sports jacket, and so on.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave is happier than he has felt in a long, long time.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave and Complementary Spouse Britt Shirley are counting down the days to their vacation in Paris and London vacation. Soon after they return, Dave begins his exciting new career with PricewaterhouseCoopers.

Q. What is Dave listening to these days?
A. Dave likes the song "27 Jennifers" by Mike Doughty. It reminds him of when he went to high school, and every other female student was named Stephanie. Dave rarely meets anyone named Stephanie today, so he wonders what ever became of all the Stephanies. Perhaps they all entered the Witness Protection Program and were given new identities.

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