Tuesday, February 19

The Happiest Four Questions On Earth

Q. What is Dave wearing today?
A. Dave is wearing a black-and-white rugby shirt and a pair of brown pants. Normally, he'd wear a polo shirt on a day like today, but it's cold outside -- 55 degrees!

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave is mostly excited happy and excited. He is also a little nauseated.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave draws your attention to the following pie chart:

The factors affecting Dave's mood today

Q. Dave went on the Mission Space ride three days ago. How can he still feel nauseated?
A. Dave says it was a very intense ride. Dave says he was thisclose to throwing up. Only one Disney ride has ever made Dave want to vomit more, and that's It's a Small World.

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