Monday, February 11


Q. What is Dave wearing today?
A. Dave is wearing his standard teevee taping uniform: beehive hairdo, black dress, lots of tattoos. No, wait, Dave is thinking of Amy Winehouse at last night's Grammy awards show.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave feels today is just another Manic Monday.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave wishes it were Sunday, because that's his funday, his doesn't-have-to-run-day.

Q. What has Dave just realized about the Bangles' song "Manic Monday"?
A. Dave realizes that the lyrics are crap.

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