Wednesday, February 27

Who Needs Electricity When You've Got The Four Questions?

Q. What is Dave wearing today?
A. Dave is wearing a jacket over a heavy long-sleeve polo shirt over a button-down dress shirt. It is, once again, somewhat chilly in Florida. The long-sleeve polo shirt is probably more of a rugby shirt.

Q. How does Dave feel today?
A. Dave feels like he doesn't fit in.

Q. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood today?
A. Dave appears to be the only person in Starbucks without an iPhone.

Q. How did Dave get past the Starbucks bouncer without an iPhone?
A. Dave showed him his MacBook. Sometimes, if you prove you own an Apple notebook, the bouncers will assume you own an iPhone as well.

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