Tuesday, April 8

First Impressions

My new employer is the mintiest company on the planet.

There's a huge bottle of Listerine in the men's room (and, I presume, the ladies' room) on every floor. No one in this firm ever has bad breath, even after a lunch of onions and garlic.

This is just one of the multitude of reasons I am overjoyed to have changed jobs. My last job had many problems. Mouthwash would have fixed just one of them.

3 comments:

wiredogs said...

Have you considered ... that the mouthwash is for the garlic that everyone must ingest to ward off the vampires?
just a thought.

Tampa Gypsy said...

I can personally attest that the mouthwash is, in fact, in all of the women's restrooms. And in the transgender people's restrooms, I hear.

ScribeLife said...

Ya think maybe they're sending us a message?

Well, maybe not to ME, but, you know, to the other people?